The Wringer

Month: December, 2009

Thoughts On Various Subjects

We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another. Reflect on things past as wars, negotiations, factions, etc. We enter so little into those interests, that we wonder how men could possibly be so busy and concerned for things so transitory; look on the present times, [...]

The Errors Of Santa Claus

It was Christmas Eve. The Browns, who lived in the adjoining house, had been dining with the Joneses. Brown and Jones were sitting over wine and walnuts at the table. The others had gone upstairs. “What are you giving to your boy for Christmas?” asked Brown. “A train,” said Jones, “new kind of thing—automatic.” “Let’s [...]

Yes, Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus

“DEAR EDITOR: I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus. Papa says, ‘If you see it in THE SUN it’s so.’ Please tell me the truth; is there a Santa Claus? VIRGINIA O’HANLON. 115 WEST NINETY-FIFTH STREET.” VIRGINIA, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected [...]

On The Diseases Of The Soul

You have been complaining that my letters to you are rather carelessly written. Now who talks carefully unless he also desires to talk affectedly? I prefer that my letters should be just what my conversation would be if you and I were sitting in one another’s company or taking walks together,—spontaneous and easy; for my [...]

The Art Of Inhumation

About the same time, I encountered a man in the street, whom I had not seen for six or seven years; and something like this talk followed. I said,— “But you used to look sad and oldish; you don’t now. Where did you got all this youth and bubbling cheerfulness? Give me the address.” He [...]