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		<title>The Art Of Inhumation</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[About the same time, I encountered a man in the street, whom I had not seen for six or seven years; and something like this talk followed. I said,— “But you used to look sad and oldish; you don’t now. Where did you got all this youth and bubbling cheerfulness? Give me the address.” He [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two Ways of Seeing a River</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now when I had mastered the language of this water and had come to know every trifling feature that bordered the great river as familiarly as I knew the letters of the alphabet, I had made a valuable acquisition. But I had lost something, too. I had lost something which could never be restored to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Advice To Youth</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Being told I would be expected to talk here, I inquired what sort of talk I ought to make. They said it should be something suitable to youth&#8211;something didactic, instructive, or something in the nature of good advice. Very well. I have a few things in my mind which I have often longed to say [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On The Decay Of The Art Of Lying</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Observe, I do not mean to suggest that the custom of lying has suffered any decay or interruption,&#8211;no, for the Lie, as a Virtue, a Principle, is eternal; the Lie, as a recreation, a solace, a refuge in time of need, the fourth Grace, the tenth Muse, man&#8217;s best and surest friend, is immortal, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Danger Of Lying In Bed</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 20:41:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The man in the ticket-office said: &#8220;Have an accident insurance ticket, also?&#8221; &#8220;No,&#8221; I said, after studying the matter over a little. &#8220;No, I believe not; I am going to be traveling by rail all day today. However, tomorrow I don&#8217;t travel. Give me one for tomorrow.&#8221; The man looked puzzled. He said: &#8220;But it [...]]]></description>
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